- I eat chocolate every day.
- Bad coffee is better than no coffee.
- Red Bull is my little addiction.
- My favorite wine is Mud House Sauvignon Blanc.
- I overcame my fear of the fast lane.
- Clean carpets bring me joy.
- I don't give a whit which way the toilet paper rolls off the spool.
- Favorite month is January; least favorite is August.
- Insects and spiders in the house are rescued and put outside.
- I have a long, long memory.
- I have never used "cruise control" nor cooked a turkey .
- The only drug I need is Imitrex.
- Those flimsy toilet cover thingies in public restrooms are really dumb; never use 'em.
- I've been stuck in an elevator at least six times.
- I always touch the outside of an airplane before I step on board.
- Wishing I could build a labyrinth in my back yard.
- I'd rather scrub the toilet than empty the dishwasher.
- Bad coffee is better than no coffee. (Oh wait, I already said that but it's really important!)
- I'm so farsighted I need reading glasses to drive.
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