About Me

  • I eat chocolate every day.
  • Bad coffee is better than no coffee.
  • Red Bull is my little addiction.
  • My favorite wine is Mud House Sauvignon Blanc.
  • I overcame my fear of the fast lane.
  • Clean carpets bring me joy.
  • I don't give a whit which way the toilet paper rolls off the spool.
  • Favorite month is January; least favorite is August.
  • Insects and spiders in the house are rescued and put outside.
  • I have a long, long memory.
  • I have never used "cruise control" nor cooked a turkey .
  • The only drug I need is Imitrex.
  • Those flimsy toilet cover thingies in public restrooms are really dumb; never use 'em.
  • I've been stuck in an elevator at least six times.
  • I always touch the outside of an airplane before I step on board.
  • Wishing I could build a labyrinth in my back yard.
  • I'd rather scrub the toilet than empty the dishwasher.
  • Bad coffee is better than no coffee. (Oh wait, I already said that but it's really important!)
  • I'm so farsighted I need reading glasses to drive.